HOT

No, I don't just look extra fabulous today (unless you think bloated and kinda squishy looks great). I would conservatively estimate the temperature in my office is 985 degrees. Farenheit. I am shvitizing my balls off. I have a fan on, and it's just moving some tepid air around. No one else seems to find it overly warm. 38 would be too young for hot flashes (and they don't last for two hours, right?). It's OCTOBER 28th...where is fall??? Here fally fally....here fally fally.